Tbh I try to be the perfect boyfriend, and I try to do most of that, but screaming down hallways, spamming her with HUNDREDS of notes, GO TO HER HOUSE AT 9 EVERY MORNING? Sheesh… that's pretty unreasonable when you live 6 hours away from your girlfriend -.-
If anything, this "perfect boyfriend" sounds a little clingy to me…
This is what's wrong, some men ARE all this in the beggining…. Then the girl breaks up cause "he is to attached" and cares to much, then she goes fucks som oter dude, and acts like she never met you. After that, Guys just generaly feel that being the "douchebag" kinda guy only caring for himself, actually gets more girls, and longer relationships… That's just how retarded girls are, and if you don't think this is true, then your point is invalid. I will always stick to being myself, just like the text above, even if you get more girls by doing the opposite. Cause to me, if a girl cant accept and love you for who you are, then they aren't worth your time. easy as that….
Sounds like you don't like retarded people…I mean, you're a terrible girlfriend. Why should he want to sing if you're calling him retarded? I'd just say fuck that, go find yourself a bitch you bitch.
actually if you looked at it. She spelled it right and the same way you did, but that's beside the point.
If you do this for a girl, no doubt you will end up being screwed over by her. She'll take you for granted.
OMG! The perfect boyfriend sounds like a clingy nightmare to me o_0 this has blatantly been written by some 14 year old who has no concept of a real relationship…..
This is actually incredibly insulting. Not all women are like this. I would never screw a guy over. I've been screwed over by guys but I still believe in treating people better than they treat me.
While a majority of girls may be like this, a majority of guys are douchebags. It's easier to blame the entire sex for the mistakes of some but not every girl is going to be like that, I'm not. And not every guy is going to be like that (although I haven't found any that aren't like that yet, I know they're out there).
Look at the pink paragraph ""he'd sing outloud to any song even if i call him retarted". It was spelt wrong, i could have mentioned the fact that she was meant to say OUT LOUD rather than OUTLOUD. I could have also said that she should have said "WON'T rather than WONT. I could have also said that in the sentence before that she said "let's" when she wasn't trying to say "let us" so it was again incorrect. Do you want me to go on andrew? She is clearly far from perfect herself, so her describing the "perfect boyfriend" is quite ironic.
More than half of this terrifies me. If he comes to my house at 9 on weekends to wake me up he's getting a kick in the face and screw chick flicks, we're watching star wars. And he won't have to give me his sweatshirt because i will plan ahead and take my own goddamn jacket.
A majority of "guys" are douchebags? If your philosophy is that a majority of people are douchebags then I guess that's fine, but if it's a standalone statement it has no merit. In fact, I would contest that a "majority" of guys are pussies, a.k.a. the opposite of douchebags.
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its funny when you are this and then the chick goes and fucks you over :/
Aaaaw.
Sad this stuff doesn't happen.
Maybe just one or two of them.
sounds a lot like my boyfriend (:
She clearly isn't the perfect girlfriend.. she can't even spell retarded…
Mmm…<3
Fuck I am glad I am gay so I don't have to put up with sexist women like that!
Tbh I try to be the perfect boyfriend, and I try to do most of that, but screaming down hallways, spamming her with HUNDREDS of notes, GO TO HER HOUSE AT 9 EVERY MORNING? Sheesh… that's pretty unreasonable when you live 6 hours away from your girlfriend -.-
If anything, this "perfect boyfriend" sounds a little clingy to me…
This is what's wrong, some men ARE all this in the beggining…. Then the girl breaks up cause "he is to attached" and cares to much, then she goes fucks som oter dude, and acts like she never met you. After that, Guys just generaly feel that being the "douchebag" kinda guy only caring for himself, actually gets more girls, and longer relationships… That's just how retarded girls are, and if you don't think this is true, then your point is invalid. I will always stick to being myself, just like the text above, even if you get more girls by doing the opposite. Cause to me, if a girl cant accept and love you for who you are, then they aren't worth your time. easy as that….
Sounds like you don't like retarded people…I mean, you're a terrible girlfriend. Why should he want to sing if you're calling him retarded? I'd just say fuck that, go find yourself a bitch you bitch.
Just seeing all those words underneath "The Perfect Boyfriend" o.o.
What type of delusional world do you cunts live in?
very nice, but sometimes ya need to face reality.
If I went to go and wake my girlfriend up at 9 on the weekends I can tell you id be dead come the afternoon.
They got me, run for your life bro :/
actually if you looked at it. She spelled it right and the same way you did, but that's beside the point.
If you do this for a girl, no doubt you will end up being screwed over by her. She'll take you for granted.
OMG! The perfect boyfriend sounds like a clingy nightmare to me o_0 this has blatantly been written by some 14 year old who has no concept of a real relationship…..
This is actually incredibly insulting. Not all women are like this. I would never screw a guy over. I've been screwed over by guys but I still believe in treating people better than they treat me.
While a majority of girls may be like this, a majority of guys are douchebags. It's easier to blame the entire sex for the mistakes of some but not every girl is going to be like that, I'm not. And not every guy is going to be like that (although I haven't found any that aren't like that yet, I know they're out there).
Look at the pink paragraph ""he'd sing outloud to any song even if i call him retarted". It was spelt wrong, i could have mentioned the fact that she was meant to say OUT LOUD rather than OUTLOUD. I could have also said that she should have said "WON'T rather than WONT. I could have also said that in the sentence before that she said "let's" when she wasn't trying to say "let us" so it was again incorrect. Do you want me to go on andrew? She is clearly far from perfect herself, so her describing the "perfect boyfriend" is quite ironic.
bitch please, this is criteria to be met in order to be thrown into the friendzone.
Lol!
that’s not the perfect boyfriend:)that’s your daddy!
That’s one high demanding girl…
okay grammar nazi Matt you win. She spelled it wrong once but spelt it right the second time.
Erin Rakes there are always exceptions to every rule. So maybe you are the exception
XD soooo possible
Totally agree dude, I can say I'm quite similar to this also! If I send her a thousand texts she just gets annoyed though…
What I find odd is they think 60 degree weather is cold.
More than half of this terrifies me. If he comes to my house at 9 on weekends to wake me up he's getting a kick in the face and screw chick flicks, we're watching star wars. And he won't have to give me his sweatshirt because i will plan ahead and take my own goddamn jacket.
yeah screw that, the perfect bf would find me an aircon rather than making me walk out in 60 degree heat
"retarted"
I definitely agree that this chick is crazy… but come on, 60 degrees is cold?
60 degrees? Is this a fucking joke? Do you think this is funny?
God…. people these days.
Fucking lizards
>.<
A majority of "guys" are douchebags? If your philosophy is that a majority of people are douchebags then I guess that's fine, but if it's a standalone statement it has no merit. In fact, I would contest that a "majority" of guys are pussies, a.k.a. the opposite of douchebags.
cheesy but cute.
one thing to say…"No such thing as perfect…" nuff said.
No. D: